I'm willing to zap conservatives when they do things that are not libertarian.

The Republicans do not look on the Democrats as the evil empire.

The most successful column is one that causes the reader to throw down the paper in a peak of fit.

A dependent clause is like a dependent child: incapable of standing on its own but able to cause a lot of trouble.

George Washington had a tough second term.

Never put the story in the lead. Let 'em have a hot shot of ambiguity right between the eyes.

I'm a right-wing pundit and have been for many years.