When articulation is impossible, gesticulation comes to the rescue.
Cast aside any column about two subjects. It means the pundit chickened out on the hard decision about what to write about that day.
Gridlock is great. My motto is, 'Don't just do something. Stand there.'
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.
I'm willing to zap conservatives when they do things that are not libertarian.
To communicate, put your words in order; give them a purpose; use them to persuade, to instruct, to discover, to seduce.