The most fun in breaking a rule is in knowing what rule you're breaking.

A dependent clause is like a dependent child: incapable of standing on its own but able to cause a lot of trouble.

Some handsome and ambitious men believe they are above all morality, and a woman's virtue becomes a mere challenge to them.

Only in grammar can you be more than perfect.

I welcome new words, or old words used in new ways, provided the result is more precision, added color or greater expressiveness.

I'm willing to zap conservatives when they do things that are not libertarian.

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.