When I would sell encyclopedias, I would drive down the road looking for a house with a swing set in the back, and I'd say, "Oh, those folks got kids. They need some books." I'd knock on their door and sell them a set of encyclopedias, and those books were from $300 to $600. I'd look around the house, and if there wasn't that much furniture in the house, I felt a little bad about selling a $600 set of books to people who couldn't afford a couch. So I didn't last at that job very long.

Every now and then I'll think of something to put back in the show. I just kind of play it off the top of my head. If I do it that way it keeps it kinda fresh.

Writing books is fun because after I do a show for a couple hours, I'm in a bus for 22 hours. It's not hard for me to look out the window and tell a joke here and there.

Oh, I think it's definitely spiritual. All music is. I think it's maybe one of the highest forms of spirituality.

Be here. Be present. Wherever you are, be there.

I don't remember Moses writing, 'Thou shalt not kill.. unless you think you have a good reason.

Little things I should have said and done I just never took the time You were always on my mind