We create our own unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to help us understand we are the ones who cause it.

If you wait for tomorrow to follow your dreams, by the time that you get there they're gone.

What goes around, comes around.

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.

We're still here trying to get the word out that 330 farmers are quitting every week.

I think there must be safety in numbers. If you f - up enough times, they forget which one you really did. They start thinking, "Well, nobody can be that bad."