My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha's a fine thing.

Every now and then I'll think of something to put back in the show. I just kind of play it off the top of my head. If I do it that way it keeps it kinda fresh.

If you wait for tomorrow to follow your dreams, by the time that you get there they're gone.

I see this [biodiesel] as a way for the farmer to grow fuel and food and put him back in business again

I am not a pig farmer. The pigs had a great time, but I didn't make any money.

I'm crazy for trying, crazy for crying, and I'm crazy for loving you.

There are more serious problems in life than financial ones, and I’ve had a lot of those. I’ve been broke before, and will be again.