Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.

There are few virtues that the Poles do not possess and there are few errors they have ever avoided.

Two nations divided by a common language.

Golf. Trying to knock a tiny ball into an even smaller hole with implements ill suited to the purpose.

You may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman, or the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together- what do you get? The sum of their fears.

Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash.

We are waiting for the long-promised invasion. So are the fishes.