I don't know if mama was right, that we each have a destiny, or if if was Lt Dan, that we are all just floating around, accidental, like on a breeze, but I think... I think... maybe... it's both happening at the same time.

And that's all I've got to say about that.

I cannot, in good conscience, allow money to be wasted on a failure.

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.

If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.

Mama read it an began pulling her hair an weepin an praisin the Lord, 'cause it say I am 'Temporarily Deferred' on account of I am a numbnuts.