Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away.

Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!

Stupid is as stupid looks.

And that's all I've got to say about that.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away.

I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.

I cannot, in good conscience, allow money to be wasted on a failure.