My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

If your gonna screw up, do it while you're young. Older you get, the harder it is to bounce back.

I cannot, in good conscience, allow money to be wasted on a failure.

I don't know if mama was right, that we each have a destiny, or if if was Lt Dan, that we are all just floating around, accidental, like on a breeze, but I think... I think... maybe... it's both happening at the same time.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away.

Mama read it an began pulling her hair an weepin an praisin the Lord, 'cause it say I am 'Temporarily Deferred' on account of I am a numbnuts.