Eighty percent of success is showing up.
I never considered myself an artist. I aspire to be an artist, but I never thought I had the depth or substance or gift to be an artist. I do think I have some talent, but it doesn't go as far as being an artist.
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
I'm awash in self-contempt!
Life is for the living.