If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety