Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.

Does art imitate life, or does life imitate TV?

I consider myself a completely lucky filmmaker. I've had nothing but good luck. Everything I've needed has come my way.

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.