What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
I hope you're getting this down.
Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.
I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.