It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.

All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.

Ninety percent of life is just showing up.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

I see no advantages in aging whatsoever. You become shriveled. You become decrepit. You lose your faculties. Your peer group passes away. You sit in a room gumming your porridge. I don't see any advantage in this whatsoever.

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.

Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.