I'm trying to arrange my life so I don't have to be present.

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

New York is my home and I have a particular fondness for it. I think it's a place where you can generate any kind of story wonderfully. But I also would be very happy to make a film in Paris or Rome.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!