I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?

Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting

In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.