I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.

I feel humor is important for those two reasons: that it is a little bit of refreshment like music, and that women have told me over the years that it is very, very important to them.

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.

"Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.