I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.

The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it!

I don't want to live forever through my work. I want to live forever by not dying.

When I'm not working, I think and I think when I get depressed.

To me, movies are valuable as an art form and as a wonderful means of popular entertainment. But I think movies have gone terribly wrong.