I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.

I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

Some people want to achieve immortality through their works or their descendants. I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.