I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.

I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.