I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.
I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.