I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

I'm a creature of the New York City streets.

People say that death is a part of life and there must be something to it, but I just see it as bad news and I want everybody to stop sugarcoating it.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.