I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's very lucky, to be miserable.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

I don't believe in competition for artistic things. I just like the atmosphere of the Cannes festival. I don't want to win anything or lose anything.