You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

I came home one night, some month ago, and I went to the closet in my bedroom...and a moth ate my sports jacket. He was laying on the floor, nauseous, y'know.

I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.