You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.

I always feel, I guess being a product of the movies of the 40s where movies were the greatest things and screens were big and palaces were palaces and stars were larger than life that reality was so much inferior to what we felt was conceivably possible from what we had seen in the movies.

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

I always thought that as long as man is mortal, he will never be relaxed.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.