You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents.

The baby is fine. The only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.

I hope you're getting this down.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.