When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Every time you make a movie it's a new and different experience. You learn very little from the past. So, I'm a little bit better than I was when I first started.
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.
Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.