Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.

I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.