Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.

Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.

If I can play a scene in a master shot, I always prefer it. And the actors always prefer it. It's fun to look at on the screen, the actors get a chance to sink their teeth into something substantial, and it's economically helpful.