Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end.
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday
I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and it's fun to write that. It gives them something to write.