As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
Woody AllenTo me thereโs no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. Theyโre all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.
Woody AllenYou can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.
Woody Allen