It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.