Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

When you work from city to city or country to country, you work the same way; the working method is the same.

I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

It's just gossip, you know. Gossip is the new pornography.

My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one

I foresee death by culture shock.