You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

If you are not failing now and again, its a sign you are not doing anything very innovative

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.