You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours.

My mother never had time for me. When you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

Real software engineers don't debug programs, they verify correctness. This process doesn't necessarily involve execution of anything on a computer, except perhaps a Correctness Verification Aid package. Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.