You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I'm well-aware of the history of magic.