You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

You can be with your wife, very happily married, and then you meet some woman and you love her. But you love your wife, too. And you also love that one. Or if she's met some man and she loves the man and she loves you. And then you meet somebody else and now there are three of you. Why only one person?

I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.