Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

Does art imitate life, or does life imitate TV?

When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.

Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.

The whole thrust of science and the medical profession is to try and prevent it from happening, to try to prolong life, to keep you from dying, to keep you from getting older, to rejuvenate you. I mean, that's everybody's wish. The fountain of youth is everybody's sought-after thing.

If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.

Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed?