Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it!

Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.

This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

The man who said 'I'd rather be lucky than good' saw deeply into life. People are afraid to face how great a part of life is dependent on luck. It's scary to think so much is out of one's control. There are moments in a match when the ball hits the top of the net and for a split second it can either go forward or fall back. With a little luck it goes forward and you win. Or maybe it doesn't and you lose.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.