I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that simple. If you want to play the guitar, you put a half hour in everyday, but you have to do it.

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.

When you travel around the country, you see what a tough town New York is: rude, competitive, a town where good, logical ideas are ignored in favor of unworkable ones. And yet, all these other towns are so dead and boring compared to New York.