Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody AllenWhat is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
Woody AllenThe chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
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