You can't ride two horses with one behind.

She had been critical of his new torch song, "A Side Order of Heartache, Please," suggesting it could be used as a good way to break in their new paper shredder.

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.

Showing up is 80 percent of life.

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done.