This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why don’t you turn him in? And the guy says, I would but I need the eggs. Well I guess that’s pretty much how I feel about relationships. You know they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd but I guess we keep going through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.
Woody AllenI've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.
Woody AllenI loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.
Woody AllenI have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.
Woody Allen