You can't ride two horses with one behind.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.

You can't ride two horses with one behind.

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.