Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don't have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn't have to be great can still make a living out of it.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

There is an advantage in having a routine and working with the same people when you can and in writing as a regular thing and filming as a regular thing. That routine pays off for you. You get a lot of productivity that way, rather than sitting around waiting for inspiration and waiting for the perfect thing to happen. I would be much less productive that way.

I don't think my film style has changed. I'm doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Where I grew up in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Everyone was too unhappy.