What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.

I’m going to kill myself. I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. I’ll be dead. you know, in fact, if I get the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier, which would be perfect. Or wait a minute. It -- with the time change, I could be alive for six hours in New York but dead three hours in Paris. I could get things done, and I could also be dead.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.