What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?

My relationship with American audiences is the exact same as it always has been. They never came to see my films, and they don't come now.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

When I started out, I was a television writer, and we wrote a television show that was on live every week. And you didn't have the luxury of coming in and waiting to be inspired. You came in and you had to write. And you wrote, because it was going to be live on the air. So I can do that.

My films are misinterpreted all the time. I don't mind that. Everybody's films are misinterpreted. But there's no malice or stupidity in the people that misinterpret them. You know what you do, but someone else sees it, and they want to talk about it or write about it, and so they misinterpret them.

Marriage is the death of hope.