Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.

I always feel the cynicism is reality with maybe an alternate spelling or something because I feel that I have real perspective on this particular issue of punishment in society.

Subjectivity is objective.

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot

There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.

Well, if I don't get at least 16 hours, I'm a basket case.