Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."

Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers