In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
Woody AllenYes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers.
Woody AllenIf you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life than a non-believer.
Woody AllenWhen you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, youโre forfeiting your humanity.
Woody Allen