I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Those who can't do, teach!
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.