We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!

Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.

In formulating any philosophy the first consideration must always be: What can we know? That is, what can we be sure we know, or sure that we know we knew it, if indeed it is at all knowable. Or have we simply forgotten it and are too embarrassed to say anything? Descartes hinted at the problem when he wrote, 'My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

People always tease me. They say, look at you, you went for so much psychoanalysis and you're so neurotic, you wind up marrying a girl so much younger than you.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.