We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!

We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!

I have a hyper-active imagination, my mind tends to jump around a little, and I have some trouble between fantasy and reality.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.

When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.