No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.

People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.

Every time you make a movie it's a new and different experience. You learn very little from the past. So, I'm a little bit better than I was when I first started.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

I can levitate birds. No one cares.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.