No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.