No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

The best things in life are censored.

I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

You'll find as you go through life that great depth and smoldering sensuality don't always win.

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.