Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.