I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.

You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.

You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.' 'What element?' 'We never found out

I see the glass half full...but of poison.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.