I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

There's no point in looking back, because there's nothing you can really do to improve the film. You can only aggravate and wish you had done stuff better.

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

I love baseball. You know, it doesn’t have to mean anything. It’s just very beautiful to watch.

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I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!