I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

I'm a big believer in supporting the action on film with the appropriate music. It covers a multitude of sins. It's gotten me out of a lot of jams, over the years. So, music for me is a very big thing in films and I use it unashamedly.

The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.