There's something about my films; they're informed by my sensibility. I have the same preoccupations, the same interests... there's just something in the nuance, and so you always know it's a film of mine whether I sign my name to it or not.

The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.

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There is no advantage getting older. You don't get smarter, you don't get wiser, you don't get more mellow, you don't get more kindly, nothing good happens. Your back hurts more, you get more indigestion, your eyesight isn't as good, you need a hearing aid. It's a bad business getting old and I would advise you not to do it if you can avoid it. It doesn't have a romantic quality.

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.