Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

I think it's my job or the artist's job, to try and find some solution or some reason to accept things. But given the grimmest reality, I feel the grimmest facts are the real facts, the true facts: that you're born, you die, you suffer, it's to no purpose, and you're gone forever, ever, ever, and that's it.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.

Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being creative, with their own improvisations.

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.