Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.

Enthusiasm is a good engine, but it needs intelligence for a driver.

All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Oh, he was probably a member of the National Rifle Association. It was a group that helped criminals get guns so they could shoot citizens. It was a public service.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.