Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.