If you aren't failing, you aren't trying.

There is something about big cities that turns me on, and for whatever mysterious reason, places like New York and Paris inspire me. I think it's because cities represent civilization, and as crime-ridden and broken down as some of them are, it's still better than skipping through a meadow.

I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

Human existence is a brutal experience to me... it's a brutal, meaningless experience - an agonizing, meaningless experience with some oases, delight, some charm and peace, but these are just small oases. Overall, it is a brutal, terrible experience, and so it salvation is what can you do to alleviate the agony of the human condition, the human predicament? That is what interests me the most.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.