If you aren't failing, you aren't trying.

You can't ride two horses with one behind.

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.