I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.

I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.

This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.