They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.
You cannot always wait for the perfect time. Sometimes you must dare to jump.
Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.