No one's ever happy with their position in Hollywood. You hear that from people you'd never dream would complain.
They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.