It wouldn't be bad to look like a cross between Rita Hayworth and Elizabeth Taylor.
They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!
I love a man who can wear my underwear.
Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.
This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.