They told me I gave the best milk mustache of anybody.
This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.
As an actor you're used to being the focus of attention.
I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.