Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.

This we learn from Watergate that almost any creep'll be glad to help the Government overthrow the people.

Once I built a railroad; now it's done. Brother, can you spare a dime?

The Lord made Adam, the Lord made Eve, he made 'em both a little bit naive.

No matter how much I prove and prod, I cannot quite believe in God; But oh, I hope to God that He, Unswervingly believes in me.

When the melody touches your heart emotionally and the words hit your brain intellectually, more than likely you'll find you'll have an excellent song to sing.

There ought to be a law against necessity.