Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.
You can't win all the time. There are guys out there who are better than you.
In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.
Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.
Losing's a great motivator.