When I'm sittin' down to dinner with the family, stuff [another Yogiism] just pops out. And they'll say, 'Dad, you just said another one.' And I don't even know what the heck I said.
I can't concentrate when I'm thinking.
If my father was alive to hear that, he'd turn over in his grave.
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.