How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

I don't mean to be funny.

On why he no longer went to Ruggeri's, a St. Louis restaurant: "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

I don't know, I'm not in shape yet.