Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
Ninety percent of this game is half mental.
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.
Man was not made to travel faster than a baseball